Funny C/C++ Declarations!

Funny C/C++ declarations!

auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
struct by_lightning;
void *where_prohibited;
char broiled;
short circuit;
short changed;
long johns;
long dong_silver;    /* Submitted by Juan Carlos Castro */
unsigned long letter;
double entendre;
double trouble;
union organizer;
union jack;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check; unsigned check;
struct dumb by[sizeof member];
union onion;	/*submitted by srp*/

/*if GCC extensions are allowed -- Dave Gilbert */
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

/* Submitted by James Buchanan */

const ipated;
case closed:
double or_nothing;
short sighted;
void if_removed;    /* warranty */
volatile buggy_code;
unsigned anonymous;
int erbreed;    /* duelling banjos */

/* Borland's additional C keywords */:
huge penis;
interrupt ed;
near sighted;
far out;

men()
{
   goto pub;
  pub:
   return pissed;
}

women()
{
   goto bathroom;
  bathroom:
   while (1) ;
}

class dismissed : public annoyance    /* Submitted by Juan Carlos Castro */

The following was submitted by Pietro Gagliardi:

/* All this was done on August 17, 2007 by Pietro Gagliardi
   You are free to use this code in a citation or (if you have the guts)
   in your own program; just please mention me. */

typedef int number;
class microsoft : public corporation, public enemy<(number) 1> {
public:
	microsoft()
	{
		sanity = 200;
		bill_gates = drop_out();
		ceo = bill_gates;
		while (sanity > 2) {
			sleep(2);
			sanity--;
		}
		steve_ballmer = new class doofus;
	}

#define our int
#define SUCCESS 1

	our year_2006_goals()
	{
		delete bill_gates;
		ceo = steve_ballmer;
		sanity -= 200;
		return SUCCESS;
	}
protected:
	int sanity;
	class doofus ceo, bill_gates, steve_ballmer;
};

typedef int iq;
const iq of_steve_ballmer = -4, of_steve_jobs = MENSA_MINIMUM - 1,
         of_linus_torvalds = MENSA_MINIMUM, of_bill_gates = UNDEFINED;

/* Here are some that make use of the preprocessor and the Unix programming interface */
#include <sys/types.h>

#define middle
middle class businessMan {
	ino_t want_to_go_to_work;
#if speeding_to_work_because_you_are_late
	off_t o_jail;
#endif
};

class mate
{
	ino_t wannagotoskool;
};

class clown {
!friend class teacher;
friend class mate;
};

The following was submitted by Matthew Brades:

auto mobile;
long trousers_with_holes;
char red_to_a_crisp;
unsigned long long contract;
float y_thing;
union commitee;
volatile gas;
volatile liquid;

// The darned switch don't work!
switch (button) {
> case on:
> switch (on_light) {
> case broken:
> goto hardware_shop;
> goto hardware_shop_again;
> break;
> }
> break;
> case off:
> return to_shop;
> }

// Don't forget the preprocessor!
// This may offend some people - I apologise

#ifdef AND_PERSON_IS_FINE
#ifndef AND_PERSON_IS_FINE

#define answer_universe 42

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